That’s right, Occupy Burning Man! Why Burning Man? Because! Obviously it has become infested with corporate greed! The tentacles of Wall Street have stretched all the way to Black Rock City. Don’t believe me? Get this. I heard that the organizers of Burning Man actually keep some of the money from ticket sales for themselves! Can you imagine? They should obviously do it for free! I mean, how dare they throw this elaborate party out in the middle of nowhere — which probably takes all year to plan and requires all manner of land-use fees, artists’ grants, medical services, infrastructure, insurance, and wages for a full-time staff — and have the nerve to pocket some of the money for themselves? But welcome to Wall Street West, I suppose. Also, the event itself has just gotten way more corporate. Times were, you could get a week’s worth of psychedelic fungi for two woven friendship bracelets and a really warm hug. Now you’d be lucky to get a canteen full of homemade hemp ale for that. But that’s Wall Street — er, Black Rock City — for you. [SOURCE: Occupy Burning Man T-Shirt - Headline Shirts - Funny T Shirts - Intelligently Funny Tees]