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No, this is not spam and it's not a joke.

If you really want these tickets, you're going to have to find the auction on eBay yerself.

And if you're interested, I have some prime real estate on Esplanade to sell ya. In the tony area of 6:01-6:03, right next to First Camp! Leave a comment or DM me!

UPDATE: This auction item is sold.